Why Should I Marry One Little Girl?

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Why Should I Marry One Little Girl?
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Why Should I Marry One Little Girl?
Words and Music
By The Marx Brothers
Revised
By Ben and Sam Adelman

Marriage is a lottery and there's no denial.
But in a lottery you win once in a while.
When it comes to marriage, I squawk.
Don't want to listen, I want to talk.

Why should I fall for one little girl
When I love them all?
Why should I fall?
Say, why should I marry, honor, obey,
Have the same breakfast for dinner each day?
In my society I like variety.
For each new face I fall.
Say, I think I am able,
As able as Clarke Gable.
Why should I fall for one little girl
When I love them all?

Why should I fall for one little girl
When I love them all?
Why should I fall?
If I give my love to one little she
I make a million unhappy, you see.
In my society I like variety.
For each new face I fall.
A parlor and a couch-oh
Is good enough for Groucho.
Why should I fall for one little girl
When I love them all?


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